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tater—tats:

we had a sub for psych and he gave us a really chill work block so while everyone was quietly working on their own shit he was sitting at the teacher’s computer looking up pictures of brooms for like 45 minutes

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

edsheeranandotherstuff:

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

Oh it’s on bitches.

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dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

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earthnation:

mah-weird-bl0g:

earthnation:

turtles are named shelldon and shellby a lot

Hey. My names Shelby…

how the f did a turtle learn to type

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